Compilation of quotations and famous quotes by Mark Twain,Mark Twain quotes
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.― Mark Twain quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.― Mark Twain quotes
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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.― Mark Twain quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.― Mark Twain quotes
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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.― Mark Twain quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.― Mark Twain quotes
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.― Mark Twain quotes
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.― Mark Twain quotes
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain quotes
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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain quotes
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. – Mark Twain quotes
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain quotes
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A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.― Mark Twain quotes
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.― Mark Twain quotes
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. – Mark Twain quotes
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. – Mark Twain quotes
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. – Mark Twain quotes
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Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.― Mark Twain quotes
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All emotion is involuntary when genuine. – Mark Twain quotes
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All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain quotes
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All kings is mostly rapscallions.― Mark Twain quotes
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All right, then, I'll go to hell. – Mark Twain quotes
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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. – Mark Twain quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.― Mark Twain quotes
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. – Mark Twain quotes
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.― Mark Twain quotes
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.― Mark Twain quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.― Mark Twain quotes
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young.― Mark Twain quotes
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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. – Mark Twain quotes
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.― Mark Twain quotes
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.― Mark Twain quotes
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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. – Mark Twain quotes
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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.― Mark Twain quotes
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Better a broken promise than none at all. – Mark Twain quotes
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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. – Mark Twain quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.― Mark Twain quotes
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?― Mark Twain quotes
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Buy land, they're not making it anymore. – Mark Twain quotes
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. – Mark Twain quotes
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain quotes
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. – Mark Twain quotes
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Classic. A book which people praise and don't read.― Mark Twain quotes
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. – Mark Twain quotes
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.― Mark Twain quotes
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. – Mark Twain quotes
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.― Mark Twain quotes
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Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well.― Mark Twain quotes
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Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. – Mark Twain quotes
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Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.― Mark Twain quotes
