Best Old School Quotes and Funny Movie Lines

Best Old School Quotes and Funny Movie Lines

Three friends attempt to recapture their glory days by opening up a fraternity near their alma mater.

1.
I like you, but you're crazy.

2.
-I teabagged your drumset. Your drumset's a whore!
-My drumset's a guy so that makes you gay, you fucker!

3.
By the beard of Zeus!

4.
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

5.
Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…