Best and funniest 15 Billy Madison quotes of all time

Best and funniest 15 Billy Madison quotes of all time

Billy Madison is a 1995 American comedy film,Directed by Tamra Davis. With Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bradley Whitford.

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Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. no, conditioner is better I make the hair silky and smooooth. stop looking at me swan!

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Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

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Don't tell me my business devil woman!

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4.
Don't ever leave me open, son. Cause I'm gonna hit it every time.

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5.
You know something, You suck!

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6.
I'm never coming back to school! Never!

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7.
If peeing your pants is cool,consider me miles davis.

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8.
You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.

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9.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

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10.
Gee I can't wait till I go to high school.

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11.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,shut up.

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12.
Oh, I see what's goin' on in here.

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13.
Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I'm not a fool.

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14.
TTTToday junior!

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I hate cursive and I hate all of you!