Best and funniest 15 Billy Madison quotes of all time
Billy Madison is a 1995 American comedy film,Directed by Tamra Davis. With Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bradley Whitford.
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Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. no, conditioner is better I make the hair silky and smooooth. stop looking at me swan!
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
Don't tell me my business devil woman!
Don't ever leave me open, son. Cause I'm gonna hit it every time.
You know something, You suck!
I'm never coming back to school! Never!
If peeing your pants is cool,consider me miles davis.
You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
Gee I can't wait till I go to high school.
Oh, I see what's goin' on in here.
Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I'm not a fool.
I hate cursive and I hate all of you!