Best 56 alcohol quotes,food quotes,drink quotes
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The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober. — Arian Seid.
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein
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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. – Norman Brenner
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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. – William Butler Yeats
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
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The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes. -Nicholas Culpeper
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats
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There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking. – Benjamin Franklin
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. – Scottish Proverb
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They who drink beer will think beer. -Washington Irving
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This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer. – Ernest Hemingway
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Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. – Catherine Zandonella
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson
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Vodka is just awesome water. – Author Unknown
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We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. – Horace Hutchinson
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We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own. – Jerome K. Jerome
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We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -Martin Luther
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? – Jack Handey
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What's drinking?A mere pause from thinking! – George Gordon
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When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. – Frantois Rabelais
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henry Youngman
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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.– Johann Christoph
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When the wine is in, the wit is out. – Thomas Becon
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When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass. – That 70’s Show
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let‘s all get drunk and go to heaven!" -Brian Burke
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. – Jimmy Breslin
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty. – Joe E. Lewis
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Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. – Rita E. Torres
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Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard
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Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – The Major and the Minor
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Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? – Robert Benchley
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Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad. -Bible
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Wine is bottled poetry.– Robert Louis Stevenson
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry
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Work is the curse of the drinking -Oscar Wilde
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You can‘t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
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Youcan't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline — it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER. – Frank Zappa
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Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. – Author Unknown
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. – P.J. O'Rourke
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Lady Nancy Astor
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Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat. – Alex Levine
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." – Al Bundy
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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.– NF Simpson
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Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron. – Aaron Howard
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. – Lady Astor Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." – Winston Churchill
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Sir, you're drunk!"Madam, you're ugly; But at least I'll be sober in the morning – Winston Churchill
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So fill to me the parting glass. Good night and joy be with you all. – Traditional Irish song
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. – Smith Johannsen
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Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown
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Teetotalers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink. – W.H. Davies
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The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they’re on TV. – The Simpsons
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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. – Mignon McLaughlin
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The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully. — Russian Proverb
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The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. – Author Unknown
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The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets
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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. – Author Unknown
