Best 52 funny friendship quotes can make you smile

Best 52 funny friendship quotes can make you smile

Find what you need,here are some amazing funny friendship quotes,Memorable and funny friendship quotes by famous authors. you can share them on everywhere.

 
1.
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”  – Harry S. Truman

2.
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

3.
“When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.” – Diane Von Furstenberg

4.
“When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.”  – H. L. Mencken

5.
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.  – Benjamin Franklin

6.
“Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.”  – Unknown

7.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.  – Jennie Jerome Churchill

8.
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb
 

9.
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” – J.K. Rowling

10.
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. – Aaron Machado

11.
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”  – Arabian Friendship Proverb

12.
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families." – Jay McInerney

13.
"The best mirror is an old friend. " – George Herbert

14.
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

15.
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”  – George Carlin

16.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. – Groucho Marx

17.
“Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. ”- Wendy Jean Smith

18.
“Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends." – Lord Chesterfield

19.
"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces." – Anne Lindbergh

20.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

21.
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” – Sarah Dessen

22.
“Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.”  – Mason Cooley

23.
“I've noticed your hostility towards him… I ought to have guessed you were friends. ”- Malcom Bradbury

24.
“I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.” – Ann Richards

25.
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich

26.
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

27.
“It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell. ” – George Herbert

28.
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

29.
“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. ”- Ann Richards

30.
“I just killed my best friend… and my worst enemy. What's the difference?” – Christian Slater

31.
“I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.”  – Virginia Woolf

32.
“I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.” – Euripides

33.
“I got a lot of best friends. Some of them I don't even hardly know! ” – Archie Bunker

34.
“I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.”  – Peter Ustinov

35.
“I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. ” – Logan Pearsall Smith

36.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

37.
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.”  – Esther M. Clark

38.
“From wine what sudden friendship springs!”  – John Gay

39.
“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. ”- Robert Staughton Lynd

 

40.
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”  – Edwin Arlington Robinson

41.
“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”  – Thomas Jones

42.
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

43.
“Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. ”- Anonymous

44.
“Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. ” – Yassir Arafat

45.
“Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.”  – Jane Austen

46.
“Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. ”- W.H. Auden

47.
“Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” – Unknwon

48.
“Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.” – Jimmy Durante
 

49.
“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

50.
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ” – Doug Larson

51.
“A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.”-  Unknown

52.
“A friend to all is a friend to none.”  – Aristotle