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1.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? –  Steven Wright

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.- Anon

3.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. –  Steve Fergosi

4.
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.– Dylan Thomas

5.
A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry. – Bible

6.
A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.  – Author Unknown

7.
A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.– Ambrose Bierce

9.
Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk. –  The Simpsons

10.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. – Homer Simpson

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Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. – Homer Simpson

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Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains. – Mary Pettibone Poole

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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.  – P.G. Wodehouse

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Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. – George Bernard Shaw

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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. – Raymond Chandler

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Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw

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Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.   — Coluche.

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra

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Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" – Eleanor Early

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Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys. –  Dry

22.
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. – Mitch Hedberg

23.
All is fair in love and beer. –  Kurt Paradis

24.
Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. -Homer Simpson

25.
Always be drunk … Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.    — Charles Baudelaire

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemmingway 

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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

28.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. – Dylan Thomas

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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer. -Confucius

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As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.  It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far – much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet. – H.L. Mencken

31.
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.    — Nick Swardson.

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.  – Robert Heinlein

 

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.– Anonymous

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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. –  Anonymous

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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.– Benjamin Franklin

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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.  – Homer Simpson

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. – Homer Simpson

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Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there. – Jarrod Conway

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Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.  – Ambrose Bierce

 

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Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker. – Ogden Nash

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Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.– Mme. de Pompadour

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.  – Graham Greene

44.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend. – Gerard Way

45.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.  – Jimmy Breslin

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Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?– William Shakespeare

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Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.  – Knute Rockne

48.
Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table. –  Anonymous

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Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.  – William Shakespeare

 

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Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. –  Anonymous