Best 24 humorous birthday quotes of all time

Best 24 humorous birthday quotes of all time

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Sometimes you need some humorous birthday quotes and wishes for your friends,family, when their's birthday is coming,here are a collection of humorous birthday quotes.

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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ”

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!”

“My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear. — Thomas Moore”


“We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. —  Anonymous”


“You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.”


“You’re not 40, you’re 18 . . . with 22 years of experience!”


“Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit . . . but check it for wrinkles first!”


“Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age. ”


“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” — Muhammad Ali


“All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” — Unknown

“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Unknown


“Birthday is a salty word if you're not a fan of cake and ice cream.” — Greg Evans


“Close your eyes, make a wish, and if you wait long enough, you’ll get exactly what you want: all the kids out of the house.” — Melanie White


“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. — Anonymous”


“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know. — Lewis Carroll”


“In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!”

“May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!”

“Your birthday should be a national holiday.  I'll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.”


“I understand if you don’t want to tell me your true age. However, I have a math problem for you to help me with. If I’m __ years old now, how old will you be when I turn 100 years old?”


“Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day…  I don’t know either. I only know of you.”


“Could you snuff all candles on your cake or should I seek help of the fire department? Happy Birthday!”


“You are so special to me that today more than 4000000 people are celebrating their birthdays but I am wishing just you! Happy Birthday!”


“Congratulations on having another birthday! Statistically speaking, people who have more birthdays live longer, so keep up the good work! Happy Birthday!”

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