baby boy quotes,famous baby quotes compilation,a collection of 130 best baby boy quotes

baby boy quotes,famous baby quotes compilation,a collection of 130 best baby boy quotes

baby boy quotes

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. – Martin Fraquhar Tupper

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  – Barbara Christine Seifert

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. – Ronald Knox

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.-Mark Twain 

A baby is born with a need to be loved- and never outgrows it.-Frank A. Clark 

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.– Carl Sandburg

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for – Carl Sandburg

A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too.  –  Erica Jong

A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother.  –  Mark Twain

A boy's will is the wind's will, and the thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.  –  Ralph Waldo Emerson

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.– Enid Bagnold

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.  –  Anon

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. – Ronald Knox

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.  –  Irish Proverb

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.-Eda J. Le Shan 

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.-Milwaukee Journal 

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.  –  Bill Vaughan

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy – the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love. – Thomas C. Haliburton

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby– Michael Jackson

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You 
Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they're already asleep. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful. – Queen Victoria

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.– John Updike

Babies are always more trouble than you thought-and more wonderful.-Charles Osgood 

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.-Barretto 


Babies are such a nice way to start people.-Don Herrold 

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life! – Stephen Wright

Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.– Elizabeth Adamson

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.  –  John Wilmot

Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.  – Mandy Harrison

Being famous hasn't made my life any easier. Every minute I'm dealing with the baby-sitters is one more minute I'm not training. – Hermann Maier

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters. – Ambrose Bierce

Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.– James Thurber

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy. – Jayne Mansfield

Children reinvent your world for you. – Susan Sarandon

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen – he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. – David Letterman

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.– Wernher Von Braun

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it. – Marshall McLuhan

Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas.  – Jill Woodhull

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. – Fran Lebowitz


Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. – Charles Dickens

Every baby needs a lap.-Henry Robin 

Every child begins the world again. – Henry David Thoreau

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility. – Kate Douglas Wiggin

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.– Lewis Mumford

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways –and all are right! At least all will do.– Heywood Broun

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. – Ed Howe

Father asked us, What was God's noblest work? Anna said, Men, but I said Babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. – Louisa May Alcott

Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments. – Brad Pitt

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. – Carol Burnett

God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.  – Martin H. Fischer

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.– Ronald Reagan


Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. – Matthew Broderick

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. – Paul Reiser

Having a baby is like falling in love again,both with your husband and your child.-Tina Brown 

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. – Nuno Bettencourt

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.-Bill Cosby 

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. – Winston Churchill

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.– Edith Sitwell

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.  –  Bill Cosby

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. – Robert Orben

I became a fanatic about healthy food in 1944. – Gloria Swanson

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. – Douglas Feaver

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. – Loretta Lynn

I don't know why they say you have a baby. The baby has you.  –  Gallagher

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.  –  Harry S Truman 

I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee! – William Blake

I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size. – Anna Friel

I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle. – Bill Wyman

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -Milton Berle 

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby it. – T. S. Eliot

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others. – Tris Speaker

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. – Chuck Jones

If you were to open up a baby's head ? and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should ? you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.  – Dave 


If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.  –  Teresa Bloomingdale

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

In setting out the walls of a city the choice of a healthy situation is of the first importance: it should be on high ground, neither subject to fogs nor rains; its aspects should be neither violently hot nor intensely cold, but temperate in both respects. – Marcus V. Pollio

In the eyes of a child…there is joy, there is laughter… there is hope, there is trust, a chance to shape the future… – Air Supply

In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other.  –  Anne Morrow Lindbergh 

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.-Deepak Chopra 

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. – Barbara Kingsolver

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.-Terri Guillemets 

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

It's not only children who grow. Parents do too. As much as we watch to see what our children do with their lives, they are watching us to see what we do with ours. I can't tell my children to reach for the sun. All I can do is reach for it, myself.  – Joyce Maynard

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.  – George Bernard Shaw

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. – David Ogilvy

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.– enelope Leach


Making the decision to have a child—it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.  –  Elizabeth Stone

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. – Stephen Wright

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. – Joan Rivers

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant. – Amy Leslie

No one likes change but babies in diapers.-Barbara Johnson 

No one should ever be ashamed of going to meetings. It's healthy, it's therapeutic and it's the right way to live. – Naomi Campbell

No, I was two years older than the other guys. I was a war baby. My family were a lot poorer than they were. I'd had to fight too hard for anything I had in my life and to smash things up for me. – Roger Daltrey

Now the thing about having a baby – and I can't be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it. – Jean Kerr


On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food. – Lisa Snowdon

On Thanksgiving I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy, especially because I realize that, following the tragedies of this year, it is all too real a possibility that they might not have been. – Bobby Jindal

Once a disease has entered the body, all parts which are healthy must fight it: not one alone, but all. Because a disease might mean their common death. Nature knows this; and Nature attacks the disease with whatever help she can muster. – Paracelsus

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.  – Georges Courteline

Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.  –  Marcelene Cox


People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.  –  Leo J. Burke

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.  –  Ed Asner

Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.  –  Yiddish proverb

So, when it comes to eating healthy, it's just doing the right thing. And it's not something you have to do 365 days a year, but I think it's something you have to do 25 days a month. Let's put it that way. – Mike Ditka

The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any.  –  Fred Astaire

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father. – Eleanor Roosevelt

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting – Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. – Natalie Wood

The show has brought a lot of pleasure and entertainment to an entire generation of Baby Boomers and now their own teens who watch the show on cable. – Dwayne Hickman

The smile that flickers on baby's lips when he sleeps ? does anyone know where it was born? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born in the dream of a dew-washed morning.  – Rabindranath Tagore


The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing. – Kin Hubbard


There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. – Irena Chalmers

There is a ''sanctity'' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. – James Baldwin

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. – Winston Churchill

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit – and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place. – Virginia Kelley

There was a never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.– Ralph Waldo Emerson

They are babies in waiting, life on ice. – Claudia Wallis

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.– Sylvia Plath

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. – Dave Lombardo

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl. – James Matthew Barrie

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. – Marie Osmond

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. – Mark Twain

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.  –  Franklin P. Jones

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass. – Frank Sinatra

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