Awesome collection of Funny birthday quotes Wishes and Messages

Awesome collection of  Funny birthday quotes Wishes and Messages

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1 Awesome collection of  Funny birthday quotes Wishes and Messages

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.  –  Oscar Wilde


40 birthday isn't the year you'll feel become old,you will start feeling old on your 41st, enjoy the last year of youth. – Unknown


40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas. – Unknown


40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore. – Unknown


50 is just 32 years of experience added up with 18 top score on awesomeness! – Unknown


50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?  –  Jim Carrey


If age is only in the mind, someone should tell that to my bones.- Melanie White


60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills – Greg Tamblyn


A birthday is a time to reflect on the year gone by, but to also set your goals for the upcoming year. – Catherine Pulsifer


A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. – Abhishek Bachchan


A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.– Unknown


A birthday:-and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife-A thoughtful day from dawn to close:The middle day of human life.  – Jean Ingelow


A cool thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded at a bar. But it’s about a hundred times more fun when it happens on your 40th. – Unknown


A diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials. ~ Chinese Proverb


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never remembers her age.  –  Robert Frost


A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. -Erma Bombeck


A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. -Lucius Annaeus Seneca


A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. -Thomas Fuller


A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. –  R. C. Ferguson


A man not old, but mellow, like good wine.  –  Stephen Phillips


A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. – Arnold Bennett


A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time. – Lew Wallace


A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.– Muhammad Ali


A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. ~ Marian Sandmaier 


A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends. –  Zahid Abas


A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.


A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite.” – Elizabeth Fishel 


A Sister is God's way of proving He doesn't want us to walk alone.Happy Birthday!


A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for. – Anonymous


About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. -Kurt Vonnegut


After 30, a body has a mind of its own. –  Bette Midler


After 40 a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down. – Barbara Cartland


After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty. – E.W. House


After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. – Washington Irving


Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter. – Satchel Paige


Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard


Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. – George William Curtis


Age is a number and mine is unlisted. – Durward Kirby


Age is an issue of mind over matter.If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. – Mark Twain


Age is just a number. – Unknown


Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Unknown


Age is not important unless you're a cheese.- Helen Hayes


Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.  –  Dorothy Thompson


Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.  –  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. – Jack Benny


Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength. – Betty Friedan


All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner


All of us are joining in to say, that may the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!  – Author Unknown


All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau


All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. -George Harrison


All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them.  – Walt Disney


Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown, I do. – Paris Hilton


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie


An old fart is as good as a new one. – Unknown


And don’t take life too seriously, I don’t know anybody who makes it out alive anyway! 


And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.It's the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln


And may you happy live, And long us bless. – Christina Georgina Rossetti


And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows! – Audrey Hepburn


Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.  –  Margaret Atwood


Another year older, none the wiser. – Unknown


Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children. –  Mindy Kaling


Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. – Franz Kafka


Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. – Henry Ford


Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade. – Unknown


As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. – Ashley Jensen


As long as you live, keep learning how to live. – Seneca


As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom


As you grow older, may you grow richer in all of the most important things in life. – Unknown


At 18, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. – Jim Bishop


At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. – Benjamin Franklin


At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.- Greg Tamblyn


At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed. – Author Unknown


At 40, you sing along with the elevator music. – Author Unknown


At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up. – Author Unknown


At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.- Melanie White


At 60, “chasing girls” refers almost exclusively to granddaughters. – Greg Tamblyn


At 60, “walking the dog” actually means walking the dog.- Greg Tamblyn


At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair. – Greg Tamblyn


At 60, your hair becomes a cosmic joke. It moves from your head to your ears and your nose. And you can’t see it without one of those giant funhouse mirrors.- Greg Tamblyn


At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves. – George Orwell


At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.  –  John Andrew Holmes


At my age flowers scare me. – George Burns


At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. 

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