Amazing hump day quotes to Keep your smile and get through hump day

Amazing hump day quotes to Keep your smile and get through hump day

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“As a child, I thought Hump Day was a scheduled day for mommies & daddies to have special love wrestling time. Now I know it's just Wednesday.” — Unknown

 

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”  — Unknown

 

“Happy Hump Day would be so much more entertaining if people greeted each other with a hip thrust instead of a hello.”  — Unknown quotes  

 

“Happy hump day! My forecast shows no rain for today. It will be a dry hump day.”  — Unknown

 

“Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday!”  — Unknown

 

“Happy Hump Day…May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.”  — Unknown

 

“Happy Hump Dy! But be careful, because Hump Day can turn into Baby Bump-Day. ” — Unknown quotes  

 

“Hey, guys today is Wednesday!! Hump day! We get through today and tomorrow and next thing you know it's the WEEKEND! YEAH! ” — Unknown

 

“Hump day is a sad reminder of the lack of love my lady bits get. ” — Unknown

 

“Hump the one you love today. Happy Hump Day!”  — Unknown

 

“I didn't get humped on Hump Day. I demand a refund. ” — Unknown

 

“I like to celebrate hump day by pelvic thrusting while awkwardly maintaining eye contact with you.”  — Unknown

 

“I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.”  — Unknown

 

“I would enjoy Hump Day so much more if I actually had someone worth humping.”  — Unknown

 

“It's a bad day when you don't get the work done that you need to get done or you don't get it done to the satisfaction. ” — David Fincher

 

“It's hump day! Lets help others get over this week's hump. Reach out to someone and pay it forward today! ” — Unknown quotes  

 

“It's hump day. Get over the hump. Or get on it.”  — Unknown quotes  

 

“Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day. ” — Unknown

 

“Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.”  — Unknown

 

“Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.”  — Unknown

 

“Since we’ve managed somehow to make it half way through the week why not treat ourselves to a few smiles in order to keep the spirits up, as the rest of the week usually depends on the outcome of this crucial day!”  — Unknown

 

“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”  — Unknown

 

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”  — Unknown

 

“They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”  — Robert A. Heinlein

 

“Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday 'I wonder if he'll call' day.”  — Unknown

 

“When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"”  — Unknown

 

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breath, to think, to enjoy, to love. Good Morning and have a good day. ” — Unknown

 

“You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. ” — Unknown

 

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