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“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” — Sam Levenson
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“You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.” — Unknown
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“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.” — Anonymous
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“Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” — Bill Copeland
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“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” — Mark Twain
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“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” — Will Rogers
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“The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” — W. Clement Stone,funny inspirational quotes
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“Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.” — Anonymous,funny inspirational quotes
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde,funny inspirational quotes
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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A.A. Milne,funny inspirational quotes
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“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” — Kyle Chandler
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“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.” — Brian Vaszily
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“Never, ever, EVER give up! Unless there's something good on TV.” — Buster Guru
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“My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.” — Montaigne
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“Money won't make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” — Zig Ziglar
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“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” — Woody Allen
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“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.” — Albert Einstein
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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” — Mark Twain
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“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” — Woody Allen
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“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey
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“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” — Unknown
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“It's okay to look at the past and the future. Just don't stare.” — Anonymous
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“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” — arie Osmond
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“If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.” — Jules Renard
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“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Unknown
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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
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“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” — Mark Twain
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“Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.” — Sara Henderson
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“Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” — Napoleon Hill
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“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
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“Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.” — J.C. Penney
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“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” — Albert Einstein
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“Hope is the dream of the waking man.” — Aristotle
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“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” — Mark Twain
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“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” — Benjamin Franklin
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“I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet. ” — Denis Waitley
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“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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“If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy.” — H. Duane Black
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“Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.” — Unknown
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“Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?” — Unknown
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“Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.” — Unknown
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“never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.” — Unknown
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“The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?” — Unknown
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“If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.” — Unknown
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“Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.” — Unknown
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“Owning your agenda again is the most important thing between those who succeed and those who don't。” — Unknown
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“REMEMBER…always act like you're wearing an invisible crown。” — Unknown
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“Pushing ourselves to be the best is an impossible standard. But we can push ourselves, everyday, to be better than the day before。” — Unknown
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“If YOU had a "bad" day, don't worry…we all have a reset (Button) it's called tomorrow。” — Unknown
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“Face your deepest fear & you will see you are & always have been more powerful than it ever was。” — Unknown
