Amazing 50 funny friendship quotes and sayings

Amazing 50 funny friendship quotes and sayings

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“A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.” – Fr. Jerome Cummings,funny friendship quotes

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“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun." ”  —  The Maugles

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“A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.” – Kin Hubbard,funny friendship quotes

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“A friend to all is a friend to none. ”  —  Aristotle

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“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ” – Arthur Brisbane,funny friendship quotes

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“A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage — but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.”   —  Samuel Butler

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“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”  – Doug Larson,funny friendship quotes

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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”- Bernard Meltzer

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“A true friend stabs you in the front.” ― Oscar Wilde

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“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”  -Jarod Kintz,funny friendship quotes

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“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

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“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.”  – Oscar Wilde

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“At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry” ― Victor Hugo,funny friendship quotes

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“Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.”  — Jimmy Durante

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“Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.”  — W.H. Auden

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“Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. ”  —  Jane Austen,funny friendship quotes

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“Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. ”  —  Yassir Arafat,funny friendship quotes

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“Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days." ” – Anonymous

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“Everyone that you meet comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.”   – Anonymous

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“Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people”- Andy Borowitz,funny friendship quotes

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“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.”  — Margaret Walker

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“Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.”  – Anonymous

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“Friends are great. Friends are wonderful. Friends who can cook are like winning the lottery.” – Greg Tamblyn,funny friendship quotes

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“Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.”   – Anonymous

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“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn,funny friendship quotes

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“Friends are relatives you make for yourself.”  – Eustache Deschamps

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“Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.” – Bruce White,funny friendship quotes

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“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”   —  Thomas Jones

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“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” ― Edwin Arlington Robinson

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“Friendship is a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.” – Randy K. Milholland

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“Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends. ” -Truman Capote

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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”  ― C.S. Lewis,funny friendship quotes

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“Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason” ― Mason Cooley

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“Friendship is telling her to wear the dress even if she looks better than you.” ― Unknown ,funny friendship quotes

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“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” – Woodrow Wilson

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“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. ” — Robert Staughton Lynd

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“Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.”   —  Ambrose Bierce

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“From wine what sudden friendship springs!”   —  John Gay,funny friendship quotes

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“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” – Esther M. Clark

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“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”  — Mark Twain,funny friendship quotes

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“He's the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces. ”  —  Mae West

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“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. ”  —  Oscar Wilde,funny friendship quotes

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“I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.” ― Guy Endore-Kaiser

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“I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. ”  —  Logan Pearsall Smith

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“I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first. ”  —  Peter Ustinov

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“I don’t like half the folks I love.” – Paul Thorn

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“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” –  Bilbo Baggins (J. R. R. Tolkien)

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“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain,funny friendship quotes

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“I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.”  – Plutarch

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“I got a lot of best friends. Some of them I don't even hardly know! ”  —  Archie Bunker,funny friendship quotes