all great 60 alcohol quotes compilation

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1.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. – Robert Benchley

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.– Seneca

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Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. – Seneca

4.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.  – Bertrand Russell

5.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.  – Jean Kerr

6.
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. –  Anonymous

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Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.  – From the movie Arthur

8.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.- F Scott Fitzgerald

9.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. – Mark Twain

10.
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. – Proverbs 31:6

11.
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works. – Bible

12.
God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer. – Jack Torrance

13.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. –  Benjamin Franklin

14.
He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato

15.
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.  – Phyllis Diller

16.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. – Bob Marley

17.
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. –  The Simpsons

18.
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store. – Drinking Toast

19.
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  – Author Unknown

20.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. -Abraham Lincoln

21.
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.  – Ron White

22.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. –  Joe E. Lewis

23.
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.  – Author Unknown

24.
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.  –  movie Breakfast at Tiffany's

25.
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.  – H.L. Mencken

26.
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.  – Don Marquis

27.
I drink therefore I am.– W.C. Fields

28.
I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan

29.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. –  Rodney Dangerfield

30.
I drink when I have occasion… and sometimes when I have no occasion. – Miguel De Cervantes

 

31.
I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.  – Oscar Levant

32.
I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. –  Frank Sinatra

33.
I find the more I drink, the more interesting others become. –  Tom Ralphs

34.
I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did. –  Steve Krabitz

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I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety.    — Richard Pryor.

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. – Hunter S. Thompson 

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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes to road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.– Brendan Behan

38.
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. – Oscar Wilde

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

40.
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it. –  Anonymous

41.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. –  Joe E. Lewis

42.
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working. – Dave Berry

43.
I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it.  – Stonewall Jackson

44.
I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.– Homer Simpson

 

45.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.– P.J. O’Rourke

46.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields

47.
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . .  –  Anchorman

48.
I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

49.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.- Brendan Behan

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I only take a drink on two occasions: when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.    — Brendan Behan

51.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.  – John Marcellus Huston

52.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered. – George Best

53.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.  – Raymond Chandler

54.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.– Frida Kahlo

55.
I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.-Jim Morrison

56.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.  – Lady Astor

57.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.    — Hunter S. Thompson

58.
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved. –  George Gobel

59.
I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.  – Frank Nicholson, attributed

 

60.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. – Author Unknown