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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. – Robert Benchley
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.– Seneca
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Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. – Seneca
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide. – Bertrand Russell
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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. – Jean Kerr
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. – Anonymous
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Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. – From the movie Arthur
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.- F Scott Fitzgerald
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. – Mark Twain
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Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. – Proverbs 31:6
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Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works. – Bible
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God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer. – Jack Torrance
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He that drinks fast, pays slow. – Benjamin Franklin
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He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato
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Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. – Bob Marley
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Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. – The Simpsons
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Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store. – Drinking Toast
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? – Author Unknown
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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. -Abraham Lincoln
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I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome. – Author Unknown
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I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. – movie Breakfast at Tiffany's
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I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more. – H.L. Mencken
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I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. – Don Marquis
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I drink therefore I am.– W.C. Fields
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I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I drink when I have occasion… and sometimes when I have no occasion. – Miguel De Cervantes
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I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant
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I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
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I find the more I drink, the more interesting others become. – Tom Ralphs
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I got so wasted one night I waited for the stop sign to change, and it did. – Steve Krabitz
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I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. – Hunter S. Thompson
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes to road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.– Brendan Behan
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I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. – Oscar Wilde
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
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I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it. – Anonymous
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I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. – Joe E. Lewis
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I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working. – Dave Berry
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I like liquor — its taste and its effects — and that is just the reason why I never drink it. – Stonewall Jackson
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I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.– Homer Simpson
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I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.– P.J. O’Rourke
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . – Anchorman
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I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill
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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.- Brendan Behan
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I only take a drink on two occasions: when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan
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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. – John Marcellus Huston
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I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered. – George Best
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. – Raymond Chandler
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.– Frida Kahlo
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I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.-Jim Morrison
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I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. – Lady Astor
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. — Hunter S. Thompson
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I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved. – George Gobel
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I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. – Frank Nicholson, attributed
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. – Author Unknown
