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Dos Equis, home of the Most Interesting Man in the World, Beer Mixology and the Stay Thirsty Grant.The Most Interesting Man in the World in an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer, produced by the marketing firm Euro RSCG for Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma Brewery.

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A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush


Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him


Bear hugs are what he gives bears


Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him


Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street


Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.


Even his tree houses have fully finished basements


Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake


He bowls overhand.


He can kill two stones with one bird


He can speak Russian… in French


He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.


He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders


He gave his father "the talk"


He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.


He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool


He has never walked into a spider web


He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks


He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice


He is allowed to talk about the fight club


He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited

 

He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.


He is left-handed. And right-handed


He is the life of parties that he has never attended


He lives vicariously through himself.

 

He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

 

He never wears a watch because time is always on his side

 

He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds

 

He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back

 

He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

 

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

He once made a weeping willow laugh

 

He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

 

He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish

 

He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take

 

He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

 

He once went to the psychic, to warn her

 

He once won a fist fight, only using his beard

 

He once won a staring contest with his own reflection

 

He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

 

He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

 

He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won

 

He taught Chuck Norris martial arts

 

He tips an astonishing 100%.

 

He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his

 

He’s never lost a game of chance

 

His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March

 


His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

 

His blood smells like cologne.

 

His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"

 

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him

 

His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do

 

His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead

 

His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle

 

His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

 

His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"

 

His organ donation card also lists his beard

 

His passport requires no photograph.

 

His pillow is cool on BOTH sides

 

His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft

 

His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice

 

His shirts never wrinkle.

 

His signature won a Pulitzer

 

His sweat is the cure for the common cold

 

His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

 

His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons

 

His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather

 

If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

 

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

 

If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

 

If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would

 

If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark

 

If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits

 

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art

 

Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect

 

No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard

 

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

 

Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

 

Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"

 

Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

 

Panhandlers give him money.

 

Presidents take his birthday off

 

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores

 

Roses stop to smell him

 

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

 

Superman has pijamas with his logo

 

The circus ran away to join him

 

The dark is afraid of him

 

The Holy Grail is looking for him

 

The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM

 

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting

 

The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA

 

Time waits on no one, but him

 

Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality

 

Werewolves are jealous of his beard

 

Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side

 

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it

 

When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

 

When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls

 

When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly

 

When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring

 

When he was young he once sent his parents to his room

 

When in Rome, they do as HE does

 

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

 

While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han

 

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