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Dos Equis, home of the Most Interesting Man in the World, Beer Mixology and the Stay Thirsty Grant.The Most Interesting Man in the World in an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer, produced by the marketing firm Euro RSCG for Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma Brewery.
A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
He bowls overhand.
He can kill two stones with one bird
He can speak Russian… in French
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
He gave his father "the talk"
He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
He has never walked into a spider web
He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
He is allowed to talk about the fight club
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.
He is left-handed. And right-handed
He is the life of parties that he has never attended
He lives vicariously through himself.
He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He once made a weeping willow laugh
He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
He once went to the psychic, to warn her
He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
He tips an astonishing 100%.
He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
He’s never lost a game of chance
His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
His organ donation card also lists his beard
His passport requires no photograph.
His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft
His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
His shirts never wrinkle.
His signature won a Pulitzer
His sweat is the cure for the common cold
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
Presidents take his birthday off
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
Roses stop to smell him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
Superman has pijamas with his logo
The circus ran away to join him
The dark is afraid of him
The Holy Grail is looking for him
The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
Time waits on no one, but him
Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
Werewolves are jealous of his beard
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
When in Rome, they do as HE does
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han
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