all about dos equis quotes

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Dos Equis, home of the Most Interesting Man in the World, Beer Mixology and the Stay Thirsty Grant.The Most Interesting Man in the World in an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer, produced by the marketing firm Euro RSCG for Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma Brewery.

dos equis quotes

A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush

Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street

Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

Even his tree houses have fully finished basements

Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake

He bowls overhand.

He can kill two stones with one bird

He can speak Russian… in French

He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders

He gave his father "the talk"

He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

He has never walked into a spider web

He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice

He is allowed to talk about the fight club

He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited


He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

He is left-handed. And right-handed

He is the life of parties that he has never attended

He lives vicariously through himself.


He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken


He never wears a watch because time is always on his side


He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds


He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back


He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket


He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.


He once made a weeping willow laugh


He once started a fire using only dental floss and water


He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish


He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take


He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian


He once went to the psychic, to warn her


He once won a fist fight, only using his beard


He once won a staring contest with his own reflection


He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle


He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards


He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won


He taught Chuck Norris martial arts


He tips an astonishing 100%.


He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his


He’s never lost a game of chance


His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March


His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.


His blood smells like cologne.


His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"


His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him


His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do


His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead


His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle


His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph


His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"


His organ donation card also lists his beard


His passport requires no photograph.


His pillow is cool on BOTH sides


His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft


His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice


His shirts never wrinkle.


His signature won a Pulitzer


His sweat is the cure for the common cold


His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries


His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons


His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather


If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume


If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.


If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.


If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would


If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark


If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits


In museums, he is allowed to touch the art


Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect


No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard


On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.


Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died


Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"


Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.


Panhandlers give him money.


Presidents take his birthday off


Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores


Roses stop to smell him


Sharks have a week dedicated to him


Superman has pijamas with his logo


The circus ran away to join him


The dark is afraid of him


The Holy Grail is looking for him


The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM


The police often question him, just because they find him interesting


The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA


Time waits on no one, but him


Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality


Werewolves are jealous of his beard


Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side


When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it


When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.


When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls


When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly


When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring


When he was young he once sent his parents to his room


When in Rome, they do as HE does


When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.


While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han


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