alan partridge quotes,Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (2013)
Director: Declan Lowney,Stars: Steve Coogan, Colm Meaney, Tim Key
I just hate the general public.
I'm having the best time since sliced bread.
Would it be rude to stop listening to you and speak to somebody else?
Sunday bloody Sunday. Encapsulates the frustration of Sunday.
Henry VIII.He was a shit.
I'm 55 years old! I should be at home in bed watching funny youtube videos.
…Have you seen Fat Woman Falls Down Hole?
Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!