A great collection of 36 funny, inspirational, and loving Birthday wishes and quotes

A great collection of 36 funny, inspirational, and loving Birthday wishes and quotes

Birthday wishes and quotes

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. -E. Joseph Cossman

The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me. – Christina Georgina Rossetti

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The first forty years of life give us the text:the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  – Jerry M. Wright

The golden age is before us, not behind us. – William Shakespeare

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. – Madeleine L'Engle

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. -Brian Tracy

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. – Denis Waitley

The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything. – Sam Cawthorn

The heyday of a woman's life is the shady side of fifty. – Elizabeth Staton

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. -Catherine Bell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. – Muhammad Ali


The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey


The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything! – Jack Benny

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb

The only thing better than singing is more singing. -Ella Fitzgerald

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. –  Doris Day

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. – Julianna Margulies

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson


The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. – Richard John Needham

The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination – Louis Kronenberger

The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why -Mark Twain


The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. -Paris Hilton

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. – Anne Lamott

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down! – Pablo Picasso

There are 364 days when you might get unbirthday presents…and only one for birthday presents, you know.  –  Lewis Carroll

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. -Lewis Carroll

There are two great days in a person's life – the day we are born and the day we discover why. – William Barclay

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. – Zora Neale Hurston

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana

There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking – the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting – that does not apply to the turkey breast, which is, really, a convenience of food… A turkey without seasonal angst is like a baseball game without a national anthem, a winter without snow, a birthday party without candles. – Laurie Colwin


There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn

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