A great collection of 36 funny, inspirational, and loving Birthday wishes and quotes

A great collection of 36 funny, inspirational, and loving Birthday wishes and quotes

Birthday wishes and quotes

1.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. -E. Joseph Cossman


2.
The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me. – Christina Georgina Rossetti


3.
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca


4.
The first forty years of life give us the text:the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer


5.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  – Jerry M. Wright


6.
The golden age is before us, not behind us. – William Shakespeare


7.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. – Madeleine L'Engle


8.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. -Brian Tracy


9.
The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. – Denis Waitley


10.
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything. – Sam Cawthorn


11.
The heyday of a woman's life is the shady side of fifty. – Elizabeth Staton


12.
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. -Catherine Bell


13.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. – Muhammad Ali

 

14.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey

 

15.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything! – Jack Benny


16.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb


17.
The only thing better than singing is more singing. -Ella Fitzgerald


18.
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. –  Doris Day


19.
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. – Julianna Margulies


20.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson

 

21.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball


22.
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. – Richard John Needham


23.
The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination – Louis Kronenberger


24.
The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. – James Rollins


25.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why -Mark Twain

 

26.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. -Paris Hilton


27.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson


28.
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. – Anne Lamott


29.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down! – Pablo Picasso


30.
There are 364 days when you might get unbirthday presents…and only one for birthday presents, you know.  –  Lewis Carroll


31.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. -Lewis Carroll


32.
There are two great days in a person's life – the day we are born and the day we discover why. – William Barclay


33.
There are years that ask questions and years that answer. – Zora Neale Hurston


34.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana


35.
There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking – the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting – that does not apply to the turkey breast, which is, really, a convenience of food… A turkey without seasonal angst is like a baseball game without a national anthem, a winter without snow, a birthday party without candles. – Laurie Colwin

 

36.
There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn

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