A collection of naughty quotes of all time

A collection of naughty quotes of all time

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“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.” ― Groucho Marx


“Chastity – the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.” ― Aldous Huxley


“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere” ― Helen Gurley Brown


“Here's to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” ― Groucho Marx


“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” ― George Burns


“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.” ― Oscar Wilde


“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.” ― Mae West


“I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.” ― Jarod Kintz, I Want


“I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination.” ― Jarod Kintz


“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” ― Mae West


“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.” ― Groucho Marx


“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.” ― Mae West


“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she only liked me as a friend.” ― Rodney Dangerfield


“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” ― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse


“Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.” ― Tallulah Bankhead


“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another in case it doesn't rain.” ― Mae West


“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” ― Dorothy Parker


“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ― Lily Tomlin


“When I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.” ― Mae West


“When women go wrong, men go right after them.” ― Mae West


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