A collection of dog related quotes,all great 46 dog quotes compilation

A collection of dog related quotes,all great 46 dog quotes compilation

2 A collection of dog related quotes,all great 46 dog quotes compilation

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Diana Black

If I had a dog I would not feel so lonely, but I suppose that is asking for too much. – Eva Braun

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. – James Thurber

If there are no dogs in Heaven then, when I die, I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. – Assyrian Proverb

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  – Phil Pastoret

In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite. – Robert Reich

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it – Eleanor H. Porter

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. – Archie Griffin

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top. – Robert Burton

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. – William Penn

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. – Joe Gores

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. – Peter Steiner

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him. – Chinese Proverb

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun. – Indian Proverb

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs. – P. J. O'Rourke

The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization. – Jacob Getlar Smith

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles De Gaulle

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. – James Grover Thurber

The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.) – Latin Proverb

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. – Portuguese Proverb

The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment. – Warren Bennis

The more I know about men the more I like dogs. – Gloria Allred

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. – Jeanne-Marie Roland

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.  – Johnny Depp

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas. – Italian Proverb

Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. – William Shakespeare

We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution. – Ronald Reagan

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it's the size of the fight in the dog. – Dwight D Eisenhower

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. – John B. Bogart

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. – Henry David Thoreau

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. – Edward Abbet

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement. – Charles M. Schulz

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that' – Dave Barry

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