A collection of 36 best coffee quotes

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Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  – Alex Levine

Only one thing is certian about coffee…. Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation. ~ Mark Pendergrast

Originally, we were going to set up a cappuccino bar in the showroom, but we’ve been so busy, … We decided when we’re old and grey, we’re going to set up a coffee shop, and we formed the company about 18 months ago when we thought of the name. It’s going to be TLC – Tastes Like Chocolate.  – Liz Taylor

Our printing press is the Internet. Our coffee houses are social networks. – Heather Brooke

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?  – Albert Camus

Starbucks has a role and a meaningful relationship with people that is not only about the coffee. – Howard Schultz

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. – Howard Schultz

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’ – Conan O’Brien

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.  – Prince Tallyrand

Thank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.  – Ingrid Bergman, in Casablanca

The average American’s simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.  – Mark Twain

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.  – Betty MacDonald

The discovery of coffee has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope. ~ Isidore Bourdon

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendall Holmes Sr.

The 'Night Train' has already been a crazy ride for me. We flew around making TV appearances and stadium announcements all over the country, fueled by little more than coffee and adrenaline… so many fans jumped on board with us, and I couldn't be more thankful. – Jason Aldean

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.   – Sir James Mackintosh

There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn’t that seem like cheating?  – Andy Rooney

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. – Gary Snyder

There isn't enough coffee in the United States to keep everyone awake during a Presidential election campaign. ~ Donald W. Brown

There’s people outside our house; you get followed by photographers; you can’t go out and have a cup of coffee with a friend without someone coming up to you.  – Jack Osbourne

There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.  – Rian Aditia

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight…one, from…here to there. We’ll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee. – Eddie Izzard

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. – Kevin Garnett

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.  – David Letterman

We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny.~ Anne Afdahl

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.  – Robin Williams


When I first discovered in the early 1980s the Italian espresso bars in my trip to Italy, the vision was to re-create that for America – a third place that had not existed before. Starbucks re-created that in America in our own image; a place to go other than home or work. We also created an industry that did not exist: specialty coffee. – Howard Schultz

When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you're waiting for the elevator – instead of indulging in thinking, these are all opportunities for being there as a still, alert presence. – Eckhart Tolle

Why do our men trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick nasty bitter stinking, nauseous puddle water?   – 1674 Women’s Petition Against Coffee

Why don’t you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I’m a little low in sugar and I don’t have any cream, but it’s real coffee.  – Barbara Streisand

You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge University in England; exactly how many sodas are available in certain vending machines at certain major universities; and much, much more.  – Dave Barry

You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.  – Sweeney Todd Lundgren

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