9 classic happy gilmore quotes with images

9 classic happy gilmore quotes with images

Happy Gilmore is a 1996 film about a rejected hockey player who puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house.

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You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.

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2.
Yeah,why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

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3.
Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

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4.
And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.

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5.
Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

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6.
The price is wrong, bitch!

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7.
Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smoothe!

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8.
You gonna die clown!!

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9.
That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!